Funny Nurse badge charm - Miniature Fall Risk band

😂 Turn Daily Fall Checks Into A Shift-Long Inside Joke

🧑⚕️ If you’ve spent even one shift on a med-surg, geriatrics, rehab or ICU unit, you know the routine: fall risk assessments, bed alarm checks and hourly rounding are non-negotiable. Our Fall Risk Badge Reel takes that universal hospital buzzword and turns it into a tiny, playful statement piece every coworker will instantly recognize.

✨ Modeled after the iconic yellow patient fall risk wristband, this mini charm hangs naturally downward from your reel — no flat, awkward, unrealistic display. It adds a dash of dark healthcare humor to your scrubs, sparks quick laughs between rounds, and lets you show off your unit pride without sacrificing an ounce of functionality.

🌟 Features:

✅ Detachable fall risk wristband charm for fully customizable style

✅ Smooth 27.5” retractable cord — easy badge swipes without unclipping

✅ Ultra-lightweight, sanitizer-safe build made for 12-hour hospital shifts

✅ Secure rotating clip stays put on scrub collars, pockets and lanyards

✅ Slim, snag-free edges that won’t catch on gloves, IV lines or patient rails

Add a little dark nurse humor to your next shift — grab your Fall Risk badge reel today. 🎁

📜 Specification

• Materials:Waterproof, scratch-resistant acrylic charm with permanent fade-resistant print; clear ABS reel with heavy-duty metal hardware
  
• Charm size: 3.74” long × 0.71” wide (95mm × 18mm) — mini replica of a standard hospital wristband
• Badge reel diameter: 1.26” (32mm)
• Max cord extension: 27.5” (70cm)
• Attachment: 360° rotating alligator clip that fastens securely to scrubs, lanyards and bag straps
• What’s included: 1 clear retractable badge reel + 1 detachable yellow Fall Risk charm