💥Last Day Promotion 49%OFF💝 【Office Spokesperson】Mental Checkout Bundle | Fresh Outta Fucks Stress-Relief Ballpoint Pen + Rant Pad

Still giving hand cream and thermoses? Give me a break. This year's gift exchange? You're the one who'll have everyone laughing out loud. 🎁👑

🎁Essential for emotion management masters. Precisely categorize your meltdown moments, making every outburst feel like a ritual. 🦆🚫

The Annual “Mental Breakdown” Gift Set. This festive season, give it to the friend who needs to “let loose” the most—or treat yourself. 🎄✨

Gift Guide — Who Deserves This Present?
This Year's Absolute MVP for “White Elephant”

For [Designers/Editors/Programmers]:
In memory of lost hair and 100-revised proposals.

For Customer Service/Sales:
They fake smile for 8 hours a day—this is exactly what they need to keep their sanity.

For Your Best Bitchy Friend:
“This is the most accurate description of your work state.”

For Yourself:
Place it on your desk as a warning to passing coworkers: Don't mess with me.

☺️Suppression only fuels the flames; bottling things up can lead to breast hyperplasia. Speak your mind—start with this stack of sticky notes.

SPECIFICATIONS

Material: plastic,paper.

Color: red, black

Weight: about 100g 

PACKAGE

1* pen + 1* note or 1/3/5* sticky note

NOTE

Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement.

Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the color showed in the pictures.

There are fifty sheets of paper per note.

Fun Q&A FAQ

Q: Will I get fired if I give this to my boss?
A: It's a great chance to test your boss's sense of humor. If you do get fired, you can use the sticky notes to write your stylish resignation letter: [√] Fuck [√] This [√] Off.

Q: Does this pen write in color?
A: Nope. It only writes in black—just like our mood on Monday mornings.

Q: How sticky are the sticky notes?
A: Super sticky. They'll stick firmly to your coworker's forehead (if you're not afraid of getting punched).