🤣Meet Jesus, but make it spicy. This audacious wall decor features our Savior serving divine sass with a holy middle finger and a chest tattoo that screams "F**k" in heavenly calligraphy.
🎁Perfect for rebels with a cause, theology majors with a sense of humor, or anyone who believes irreverence is the best reverence.
Why You Need This:
Blessed Conversation Starter ⚡: Guaranteed to make your grandma gasp, your pastor pause, and your friends ask, "Where’d you get that?!"
Sacred & Sassy Design 🎨: High-quality print that even Michelangelo would side-eye (but secretly respect).
100% Divine Sass 🔥: For those days when "thoughts and prayers" just aren’t cutting it.
Specification
Size
A: 8*8CM
B&C: 4*12CM
Material: PLA
FAQ (Frequently Asked Quirks):
Q: Is this blasphemous?
A: It’s *artistic interpretation*—like if Da Vinci had a meme phase.
Q: Will lightning strike me if I buy this?
A:We’ve sold 666 units so far, and zero reports of divine smiting. 🤞
Q: Can I gift this to my priest?
A: Only if they’ve got a sense of humor—and a strong coffee habit.
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