{"product_id":"the-1200-fps-warning-ultimate-response-time-metal-sign-funny-no-trespassing-sign","title":"\"The 1,200 FPS Warning\" | Ultimate Response Time Metal Sign (Funny No Trespassing Sign)","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLet’s be real... The cops can't be everywhere.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🚔\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhen someone is snooping around your property at 2 AM, waiting 15 minutes for dispatch isn't exactly the best home security plan. You need a warning sign that gets straight to the point and speaks a language every trespasser understands:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePhysics.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/lQDPJxyVpIIJLXHNCADNCACw3lnw-1FSEwwJpk0jVk6nAQ_2048_2048.jpg?v=1775209984\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eIntroducing the \"Response Time\" Metal Sign. Forget those boring, polite \"No Trespassing\" signs you buy at the local hardware store. This sign delivers a clear, hilarious, and slightly intimidating message right at your front gate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/Generated_Image_April_03_2026_-_5_58PM_3.png?v=1775210521\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe top half spells out the sad reality of calling 911. The bottom half? It shows\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eyour\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eresponse time—powered by a speeding bullet and a set of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003erealistic 3D bullet holes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eprinted right into the metal. It says what we're all thinking:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\"We don't call 911, we handle it.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/Generated_Image_April_03_2026_-_5_58PM_1.png?v=1775210521\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🔥 Why You'll Love It (And Thieves Will Hate It):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eSavage Dark Humor:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eThe 1,200 FPS (Feet Per Second) joke is an instant classic for any gun owner or 2nd Amendment supporter. If they don't get the math, the bullet holes will explain it to them real quick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt Tougher Than Your Ex's Heart: \u003c\/strong\u003eMade from heavy-duty, rust-free aluminum. We added a vintage, distressed finish so it looks like it’s survived a few shootouts already. UV-resistant so it won't fade in the summer sun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Perfect \"Gag Gift\": \u003c\/strong\u003eLooking for a Father’s Day gift? Housewarming present for your buddy moving to the country? Or just something for the Man Cave? Look no further.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady to Hang:\u003c\/strong\u003e Comes with 4 pre-drilled holes. Zip-tie it to a fence, nail it to a tree, or screw it into your garage door in seconds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/Generated_Image_April_03_2026_-_5_58PM.png?v=1775210761\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🛠️ The Boring (But Important) Specs:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e6*8 IN\/8*12 IN\/12*16 IN\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePremium Aluminum\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eMatte, glare-free, weather-resistant coating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHigh-res printing with faux rust and fake bullet hole graphics\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/Generated_Image_April_03_2026_-_5_58PM_4.png?v=1775210761\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e⚠️ A Quick Disclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDoes this sign actually shoot people? No. Is it legal to hang on your property? Yes. Will it make your liberal neighbors nervously chuckle? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 42, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eADD TO CART NOW AND PROTECT YOUR YARD WITH A SMILE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Symbol","offers":[{"title":"6*8 IN","offer_id":45885567336609,"sku":"PH6040329S","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8*12 IN","offer_id":45885567369377,"sku":"PH6040329M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12*16 IN","offer_id":45885567402145,"sku":"PH6040329L","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/lQDPJxyVpIIJLXHNCADNCACw3lnw-1FSEwwJpk0jVk6nAQ_2048_2048.jpg?v=1775209984","url":"https:\/\/flairgifts.com\/products\/the-1200-fps-warning-ultimate-response-time-metal-sign-funny-no-trespassing-sign","provider":"flairgifts.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}