{"product_id":"office-spokesperson-mental-checkout-bundle-fresh-outta-fucks-stress-relief-ballpoint-pen-rant-pad-1","title":"💥Last Day Promotion 49%OFF💝 The \"Mental Breakdown\" Office Survival Kit | Funny Sarcastic Sticky Notes \u0026amp; \"Fresh Outta Fucks\" Pen Set","description":"\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eTired of gifting boring hand lotions and travel mugs? 🎁👑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWin this year’s White Elephant gift exchange and become an absolute legend. The Annual “Mental Breakdown” Set is here for the friend who desperately needs to let loose—or as a much-needed treat for yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/2d9cd15f-30d4-4788-9b00-2c82d4f59c2c_1.png?v=1783591112\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePerfect for precisely categorizing your daily meltdown moments, these notes make every outburst feel like an official ritual. Remember: bottling up your work rage is bad for your soul. Speak your mind—starting with this stack of sassy sticky notes. 🦆🚫\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/67936f2f-86d1-46b6-8410-4af9a8ca4dd8_1.png?v=1783591127\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🎯 Gift Guide: Who Needs This ASAP?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThis is the absolute MVP of office gifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e💻\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor Designers, Editors \u0026amp; Programmers:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eIn loving memory of their lost sanity after the 100th \"final\" revision.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🎧\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor Customer Service \u0026amp; Sales Reps:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor the heroes who fake a polite smile 8 hours a day. This is their off-the-clock therapy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e👯♀️\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor Your Sarcastic Bestie:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\"Here, I found the most accurate representation of your daily mood.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🛑\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eFor Yourself:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eLeave the pen and notes on your desk as a highly effective warning to passing coworkers:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eApproach at your own risk.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/ebde82ff-01c0-44bd-b95b-82fb0c138e31.png?v=1783591129\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/a2e5723f-4ef2-47e7-ae2e-ac000c278f0b.png?v=1783591128\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e📏 Specifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePremium smooth-writing paper \u0026amp; durable matte plastic pen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ePen Colors:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAvailable in Matte Black or Bold Red (Both feature stylish metallic accents).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eInk Color:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eBlack.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight\u003c\/strong\u003e: about 100g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e📦 Package Options (Choose Your Vibe)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe Full Kit:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e1x \"Fresh Outta Fucks\" Pen + 1x Sarcastic Sticky Note Pad\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eJust the Notes:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e1x, 3x, or 5x Sarcastic Sticky Note Pads (Mix \u0026amp; match your favorite phrases!)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e(Note: Please allow slight measurement deviations due to manual measurement. Colors may vary slightly due to different screen displays.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/80fd57c7-0831-4965-a4b2-bdcf2f385691.png?v=1783591122\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e💬 Fun FAQ (Read at Your Own Risk)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eQ: Will I get fired if I give this to my boss?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt's a fantastic way to test your boss's sense of humor! And hey, if you\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003edo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eget fired, you can use these exact sticky notes to write your stylish resignation letter: [√] Fuck [√] This [√] Off.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eQ: Does the pen write in fun colors?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eNope. It only writes in standard black—just like our mood on a Monday morning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eQ: How sticky are the sticky notes?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eA:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eSuper sticky. They will stick perfectly to your monitor, your desk, or firmly onto your annoying coworker's forehead (if you're not afraid of getting punched).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e","brand":"Symbol","offers":[{"title":"✨ BLACK PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ Buy 1","offer_id":46670854783137,"sku":"PH3083004HEI","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ BLACK PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 Pcs)","offer_id":46670854815905,"sku":"PH3083004HEI*3","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ BLACK PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ ✨Buy 3 Get 2 Free (5 Pcs)","offer_id":46670854848673,"sku":"PH3083004HEI*5","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ BLACK PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ 👍Buy 5 Get 5 Free (10 Pcs)","offer_id":46670854881441,"sku":"PH3083004HEI*10","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ RED PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ Buy 1","offer_id":46670854914209,"sku":"PH3083004RED","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ RED PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 Pcs)","offer_id":46670854946977,"sku":"PH3083004RED*3","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ RED PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ ✨Buy 3 Get 2 Free (5 Pcs)","offer_id":46670854979745,"sku":"PH3083004RED*5","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"✨ RED PEN +  FUCK NOTE \/ 👍Buy 5 Get 5 Free (10 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855012513,"sku":"PH3083004RED*10","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"FUCK NOTE(1 PC) \/ Buy 1","offer_id":46670855045281,"sku":"PH3083004BLT","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"FUCK NOTE(1 PC) \/ Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855078049,"sku":"PH3083004BLT*3","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"FUCK NOTE(1 PC) \/ ✨Buy 3 Get 2 Free (5 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855110817,"sku":"PH3083004BLT*5","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"FUCK NOTE(1 PC) \/ 👍Buy 5 Get 5 Free (10 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855143585,"sku":"PH3083004BLT*10","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE \/ Buy 1","offer_id":46670855176353,"sku":"PH3091420FFS","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE \/ Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855209121,"sku":"PH3091420FFS*3","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE \/ ✨Buy 3 Get 2 Free (5 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855241889,"sku":"PH3091420FFS*5","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE \/ 👍Buy 5 Get 5 Free (10 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855274657,"sku":"PH3091420FFS*10","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THIS IS BULLSHIT \/ Buy 1","offer_id":46670855307425,"sku":"PH3091420TIB","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THIS IS BULLSHIT \/ Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855340193,"sku":"PH3091420TIB*3","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THIS IS BULLSHIT \/ ✨Buy 3 Get 2 Free (5 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855372961,"sku":"PH3091420TIB*5","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"THIS IS BULLSHIT \/ 👍Buy 5 Get 5 Free (10 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855405729,"sku":"PH3091420TIB*10","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I REALIZE THIS NOTE IS PROBABLY WASTED ON YOU BUT HERE GOES NOTHING \/ Buy 1","offer_id":46670855438497,"sku":"PH3091420IRTN","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I REALIZE THIS NOTE IS PROBABLY WASTED ON YOU BUT HERE GOES NOTHING \/ Buy 2 Get 1 Free (3 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855471265,"sku":"PH3091420IRTN*3","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I REALIZE THIS NOTE IS PROBABLY WASTED ON YOU BUT HERE GOES NOTHING \/ ✨Buy 3 Get 2 Free (5 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855504033,"sku":"PH3091420IRTN*5","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"I REALIZE THIS NOTE IS PROBABLY WASTED ON YOU BUT HERE GOES NOTHING \/ 👍Buy 5 Get 5 Free (10 Pcs)","offer_id":46670855536801,"sku":"PH3091420IRTN*10","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0710\/8427\/7921\/files\/1-1-d8ebeffc-23b2-438d-9780-40b6005bdff7-800x.jpg?v=1772863359","url":"https:\/\/flairgifts.com\/products\/office-spokesperson-mental-checkout-bundle-fresh-outta-fucks-stress-relief-ballpoint-pen-rant-pad-1","provider":"flairgifts.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}